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Eaton DC is a hotel in Washington, D.C. It is the flagship property of the Eaton Workshop group, and has branding designed to appeal to a liberal clientele. It was founded by Katherine Lo, the daughter of Lo Ka Shui, the chairman of Great Eagle Holdings. It includes two bars, a wellness center, and a coworking space.
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Fregata Island is the 480 m long in southeast-northwest direction and 230 m wide rocky island lying off the north coast of Nelson Island in the South Shetland Islands, Antarctica.
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