{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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